Confession: There was a slight deviation in last night’s dinner preparation.
It started so innocently with whole wheat naan pizza. Toppings: tomato sauce, shredded mozzarella cheese, spinach, sundried tomatoes, pineapple…and bacon.
Crispy, salty turkey bacon.
Hmm. What if…?
Yeah? Yeah.
I went there.
Verdict: Now I understand what all the hype is about. Chocolate-covered bacon is the panacea to women’s monthly woes, but next time I’m upgrading to 85% cacao and calling it gourmet.
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Thursday, July 14, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Nancy
Love this, made me giggle even if I’m not a bacon gal
Thursday, July 14, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Emma
Are you sure you’re not pregnant?
Thursday, July 14, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Jennifer
100% positively sure. Hey, I’ve always had a hankering for salty sweets during my time of the month. It’s what led me to melting a square of dark chocolate and then mixing in microwave popcorn. And chocolate-covered pretzels were surely developed by women with PMS.
Friday, July 15, 2011 at 8:18 pm
Thais
omg you did not!!! =O you’re so scandalous haha love it ,